From third-string talk show host Jim Quinn's list of universal truths (or something like that):
8. Abortion is the Sacrament of the Feminist Church. It is the ultimate celebration of the separation of a woman from her nature. Feminists like this will go to any lengths to protect this so-called right. There is no abortion argument that is not rooted in feminist rage, personal inconvenience, or self loathing.
26. You cannot legalize gay marriage because there is no such thing. Its like legalizing the square wheel. There is no such thing as that either. Marriage as a concept was created so as to give a name to an arrangement between a man and woman that has the potential to create the lives of the next generation of citizens. If sex between a man and a woman didn't create the next generation of citizens there would be no need for a word to describe their relationship since civilization would have no interest in it. We would just hook up with each other and when we got bored move on. Gay activists understand this and it explains the headlong plunge into gay adoption as an attempt to legitimize the oxymoron, Gay Marriage.
Hey everybody, let's ride our homosexual square-wheel cars to the feminist church!
But seriously. More shit about women only being created for reproduction and their being unnatural if they choose not to have children, PLUS relationships only having that goal? GREAT JOB JIM TOTALLY ORIGINAL.
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I wonder if Jim thinks we should force all het couples to take fertility tests before marriage? Does he think a marriage license should be invalidated if a couple doesn't breed within x number of years? Does he think people too old to bear children should be forced to divorce, since their marriage has no purpose? People who think marriage is all about breeding are hurting the 'sanctity of marriage' more than anyone else. They make it sound so cold and mechanical.
Also, I love how oppression = "inconvenience", a desire for equality = "self loathing", and ... well, there's really nothing to be said about rage. Of course I have rage, and he would have rage, too, were he in our shoes.
"to give a name to an arrangement between a man and woman that has the potential to create the lives of the next generation"
Uh, Jim? The word for that is "sex."
" Its like legalizing the square wheel. There is no such thing as that either."
there is dear, its what you use to think with.
(lol nice one instrumentjamlord)