Dear Michelle Obama,
Your recent Women for Obama email (received Nov 14) is super duper offensive. I hope to soon get another email from you about how women never complain and always sacrifice and all of their good deeds are for the benefit of their children. And then about how you’d like to take advantage of these conservative values for campaign purposes. The next time you’d like the help of me and my imaginary children (Never and Ever), I’d go for genuine flattery rather than prescriptive description.